July 29, 2012

4 Things Prison and Turkey Have in Common

No visible signs of women Night time entertainment consists of drinking tea and smoking You have to steal keys to leave certain accommodation There’s a lengthy wait if you want to leave

July 29, 2012

7 Reasons Prison is Better Than Turkey

Air conditioning You don’t have to shit in a hole No ramadan… meals before sunset are more than a micowaved hamburger No ramadan… even in prison you get beer You get milk in your tea Beds won’t give you diseases There’s no stupid loud prayer calling at 4am

July 29, 2012


Turkey can go fuck itself. What a load of wank. Over an hour at the border walking around various offices to get stamps for this… stamps for that before we can enter their crappy country. We entered on the motorway and decided to drive to instanbul for lunch. Over 3 hours in the worstc oordinated [...]

July 29, 2012

Sunny Beach, Bulgaria

I’ve heard so much good things about this place and have been looking forward to visiting it since the start. The Ibiza of Europe Sadly that’s exactly what this place is. Cheap, tacky and everyone there falls into one of three categories: chavvy essex girls chavvy angry guys nervous timid 18yr old boys The bikini [...]

July 29, 2012


Entering Serbia was fine, we managed to get in without car insurance and spent the first hour or so driving through a very scenic mountain route. Insane Injury I really needed to pee and take over the driving, so we pulled up at this… what may have been this abondoned petrol station/shop. I got out [...]

July 29, 2012


Part 1: Entering the country was interesting. First time in, we had our car pulled over at the border and all our documents, papers and car were searched through extensively. We were there for about an hour where every single bag had to be searched, all whilst what was clearly a rabid dog walked around [...]

July 29, 2012

Batumi, Georgia

We’ve made it to batumi in Georgia! The border crossing was a horrible 3 hour wait but getting through was easy! Tho we had a tire explode on the motorway so had to change it and get a replacement!

July 24, 2012

Mongol rally Czech out party 2012

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0KnFFrRPRU At the Prague Czech out party there was an amazing fires how!

July 24, 2012

Signs of war in belgrade

There are still a few erie signs of the Belgrade siege scattered about!

July 24, 2012

Serbia, Belgrade

Serbia is incredible, the food, the people, the city, the women, even the border guard was like, ‘yeah, come right in’!

Driving 10,000 Miles To Raise Money For Orphans

This is going to BLOW YOUR MIND!

The 3 SEXIEST guys in history, are embarking on a 10,000+ mile trek from the UK to Mongolia to raise money for charity helping homeless and orphaned children in Mongolia.

Armed with nothing but a tonne of camping equipment, fancy technology, extreme wits & survival skills along with a 10 year old 1ltr Suzuki Swift with 50,000 miles on the clock…… People are wondering… will we make it?!

Along the way we’ll be bringing you regular blog posts and video updates of our journeys progress.

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