7 Reasons Prison is Better Than Turkey

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  1. Air conditioning
  2. You don’t have to shit in a hole
  3. No ramadan… meals before sunset are more than a micowaved hamburger
  4. No ramadan… even in prison you get beer
  5. You get milk in your tea
  6. Beds won’t give you diseases
  7. There’s no stupid loud prayer calling at 4am